Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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