The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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