Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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