do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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