I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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I FOUND THE LEGS
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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