apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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