Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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