I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just high enough for therapy.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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