This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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