I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
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