i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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