It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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