Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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