He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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