This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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