I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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