Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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