its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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