The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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