Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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