there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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