Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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