I think i peed on brittanys purse
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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