tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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