Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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