thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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