i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My dick has a subreddit
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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