Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize