insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
we're so committed to being not committed
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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