If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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