Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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