Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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