The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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