i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Randomize