She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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