can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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