I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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