look no pants
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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