he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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