9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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