There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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