They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ππ
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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