i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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