no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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