jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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