Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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