me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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