sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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