I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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