This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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